The last chance for someone to make Chelsea work for their title went west this weekend as a valiant Manchester United were unable to put them to the sword. Not the best of performance from the Pensioners but they are now ten points clear with only six games to go. Some fascinating results at the bottom of the table as six sides battle to avoid being one of the unlucky three to take the drop. Hull and Sunderland must be starting to get really worried whilst Aston Villa’s Cup glory may come at the expense of their Premier League status. For my take on the weekend’s fixtures Continue Reading

The FA Cup slightly disrupts this weekend’s round of Premier League games but most sides will get a game even if they have to wait til later next week to get on the park. This time of year throws up some strange results as sides who are battling relegation suddenly decide it is about time to start playing. The last couple of weeks has seen every side in the bottom three pick up some unlikely points and there are a couple of potential upsets this weekend. Everton will not be relishing the visit of battling Burnley, Swansea will have to be in top form to beat resurgent Leicester and Liverpool will likely have to dodge the kitchen sink Hull are bound to throw at them. As well as that we have the mouth-watering Kings Road Mincers taking on the Northern Scum. For my take on these fixtures and more… Continue Reading

One of the great things about going to live football is the ability to loudly express your opinion directly to the players/managers/officials rather than via the screen. West Ham’s two bumbling efforts whilst I was there gave me plenty of opportunity to vent my spleen and I felt spiritually uplifted each time I left the ground. I had great seats but sadly what was on view did not do them justice. It did not however stop all of the four Davis boys at the game from thoroughly enjoying the experience. In fact my two youngest were about the only two wearing a West Ham shirt that put in a full shift of 90 minutes. For other happenings in the Premier League last weekend Continue Reading

Is this the weekend we see the engraver start polishing the Premier League trophy in readiness for inscribing Chelsea’s name on it or is there more drama still to come? Arsenal are now the closest challenger, seven points back, and if they continue their rampant recent form they could well take advantage of any Chelsea slip-up. Questions that will be answered this weekend: Have Liverpool recovered from their recent beatings or will they fall to the stumbling Magpies? Can QPR keep their miracle run going or will their West London neighbours bring back a dose of reality? Can Leicester be the second relegation candidate to beat the Baggies at home in a week? For musings on this and more Continue Reading

Another bizarre sequence of results in the Premier League this last weekend. Firstly Arsenal totally dismantle Liverpool, then the bottom three sides all pick up points, two of them winning, then Palace top it off by despatching the Champions. It’s enough to make you pull your hair out, especially if you put some money on at the TAB. One thing that remained the same is that Chelsea won without showing the class they undoubtedly have. For more on the weekend fixtures… Continue Reading

One thing I had forgotten, having now lived in NZ for 30 years, is the magnificent coverage of football here in England. Large daily doses of opinion and action but one thing they don’t have is Premier League Pass. My mates over here cannot believe we can access every game of the Premier League live or on demand for just 100 quid. If I could offer it to them here they would rip my arm off. I am not being paid to say this it just reinforces for me what a great product the lads at Coliseum have given us. Pity they are slightly retarded and support the wrong teams. Chelsea, Arsenal and Spurs supporters are not exactly the most upright of citizens. Never mind, here is my view of this weekend’s action… Continue Reading

I am very excited as I write this week’s preview just before boarding a plane with my two youngest on a pilgrimage to the motherland and the Boleyn Ground. As magnificent a service as Premier League Pass is there is nothing quite as spiritually uplifting as abusing the Fat One in person. As a young lad I used to be both intimidated and amused by the old geezers getting stuck in with the verbals every time West Ham were rubbish (which was most weeks). A few years back I had the horrible realisation that I had become one of those old geezers. The game of the weekend is undoubtedly the North West derby between Liverpool and Manchester United with the Reds able to leap-frog their rivals with a win. Other questions which will be answered: Can Manuel Pellegrini lift his side to keep up some semblance of a challenge? Will Mourinho’s mob hit the heights of the early season or will they stumble across the finishing line? And will Leicester fight back at Spurs or give up the will to live? For thoughts on this and more Continue Reading

A weekend where several teams flew out of the starting gate and had matters sewn up before half-time. Biggest shock of the week was the downing of Citeh by lowly Burnley which has just about ended the Champions dream of retaining their title. Other happenings included the Eagles hammering another nail into QPR’s coffin, the Arse picking up their customary three points from the Hammers, Villa doing their impersonation of a fire drill and evacuating the Stadium of Light before half time and Chelsea yet again failing to win at Stamford Bridge. For more on the weekend’s shenanigans, Continue Reading

The countdown begins with most sides having ten games left to play. Whilst Chelsea look to have the title in the bag they have been a little bit flat in recent weeks and face a tricky fixture at home to Southampton this week. For fans of many teams it is the time when the calculators and protractors come out to work out the chances of their team qualifying for Europe/staying up. This weekend sees some serious questions being asked – Will Van Gaal’s disjointed rabble steal yet another three points? Will Palace inflict a potentially fatal wound on London rivals QPR? Can Garry Monk get one over on one of his predecessors at the Liberty Stadium? And what excuse will the Fat One come up with this week as the Gunners tear the Hammers a new one at the Emirates? For this and more, Continue Reading

Another busy week for the Premier League where no sooner have we digested the weekend’s results than another round is upon us. The big news at the weekend was Liverpool’s defeat of Citeh which left the sky blue Mancunians still five points behind Chelsea but with a game less to play. There was of course Palace keeping up their good run but I would rather not mention that as I am still undergoing counselling. Big couple of mornings coming up where this season’s fortunes could take another turn. Can Villa finally get a result in the league for new boss Tim Sherwood? Can Citeh bounce back at home to bottom-placed Leicester and keep their rapidly fading hopes alive? And how many goals will Chelsea put past West Ham or will we see another miracle akin to that of two years ago when West Ham finally fronted up against their West London rivals? For more on the midweek games.. Continue Reading

Only 8 games in the Premier League as Chelsea and Spurs take time out to ponce around at Wembley in some final or other that no-one really cares about except the fans of those teams who have been trying to convince me that it is the most important game of the week. Wouldn’t it be great if it were possible for both sides to lose?

Meanwhile back in real football there are some intriguing fixtures. Can Alan Pardew get his Eagles to soar and drop their waste all over West Ham? Can the Magpies bounce back and dent the semi-permanent smile on Tim Sherwood’s face? Will Brendan Rodgers see his side move into the top 4 and can the Clarets take advantage of QPR’s inaction and push them into the mire? For my thoughts on this and more… Continue Reading

Just when you think the title race is over the Premier League throws in another twist. Chelsea’s failure to beat Burnley coupled with Citeh’s thrashing of the Magpies has given new life to the battle for supremacy and ensures a few more nervous moments for the Kings Road Mincers and their fans. Not that they will be the only mob suffering from stress and multiple heart-attack moments as the season builds to a climax. Buttocks will be clenched and breath held at both ends of the table as the next few weeks play out. How did your rabble go at the weekend? Read on for my perspective… Continue Reading

Always hard to tell how sides are going to perform after a break for Cup games and so it proved this last weekend. Quite a few sides under-performed and left my predictions in tatters (well that is my excuse for a woeful effort). At the final whistle in many games there would have been quite a few fans praying for some salvation in the form of some robust transfer activity but most would have been bitterly disappointed as most of the media speculation proved to be hot air and not much of import really happened. Amongst the weekend’s highlights were the Tigers getting a good pecking from the Magpies, the battle of the table-topping Blues ending in a rather flat stalemate, honeymoon’s ending for the two P’s (Pardew and Pulis) and another year added to my personal long wait for a win at Anfield. For this and more Continue Reading

The FA Cup proved an enjoyable interlude for those of us whose sides progressed. I was enjoying the prospect of giving much stick to all my mates who support the current top three sides in the Premier League after their demise but am assured by all of them that it is part of their club’s plan to concentrate on the league. And there was me thinking that they were just outplayed by lesser opposition. Back to business this weekend and some intriguing fixtures with the highlight surely being the Chelsea v Citeh clash. Can the special one move his side eight points clear once more? Can Princess Pardew continue to turn Palace into a fantasyland? Will John Carver wish he hadn’t been given the Newcastle job until the end of the season? And will my personal Anfield nightmare end after 52 years? For this and more… Continue Reading

Many would have gone into the weekend contemplating a change at the top of the table. Chelsea had a tough trip to Swansea and Citeh were at home against Arsenal, who everyone knows cannot beat top four competitors away from home. Well as it turned out the Kings Road Mincers went on a Swan killing spree, and the Citizens got a good old Arse-spanking. Amongst other happenings Villa managed yet another 90 minutes without troubling the scoreboard, the Red Devils obviously still have dark powers on their side and the Eagles continue their honeymoon with Alan Pardew. For this and more, read on……..

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The Premier League is over the holiday hump and on the long home straight. The bottom half of the table holds the most intrigue for me with teams swapping places regularly and results very hard to predict. Several teams have built up some anti-relegation momentum and will be looking to keep that going this week. Can Villa finally find the back of opposition net or will Paul Lambert join Roy Keane in exiting the club? Will Alan Pardew take Palace to Turf Moor and turn the Clarets blue? Can the Arse finally beat a top four contender away from home and will Kevin Nolan get yet another opportunity to tarnish his reputation and bring the West Ham shirt into disrepute once more? For this and other matters… Continue Reading

Whilst the top of the table is starting to settle down the bottom is a rapidly shifting landscape. No sooner do we all write off a team’s chances of survival then they go and win a couple of games and make liars out of us. Leicester are the latest to perform such a resurrection and make predicting the three sides to be relegated nigh on impossible (go on and try it. I will go for Hull, Villa and QPR to start the debate). This week saw Chelsea avenge a mauling, Palace start to fly once more and the Saints go marching in after the battle of the Dutchmen. Continue Reading

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